shawthingg:

“you can’t even name 5 players on that team”. lmao you’re right I can’t. you can’t. nobody can. who the fuck are on this team anymore

(via jakethegardiner)

buckybarrnes:

actual-steve-buscemi:

buckybarrnes:

@ people who don’t let their pets go on the furniture: do everyone a favor and give your pets to me instead

Enjoy your hairy furniture

enjoy your sad dog

(via miserably)

faunagrey:

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

(via get-over-it-sweetie)

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

(via get-over-it-sweetie)

darkrai3:

reblog if u agree

(via stand-by-u)

skookumthesamoyed:

drgarypenn:

I wish dogs liked hugs as much as I love hugging dogs.

(via recklesss-dreamss)

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man

(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via skularcrumpets)